Monthly Archive for November, 2007

A Couple of Amusing Things

Here I am sitting at home on a Friday night prepping prepping prepping. This is my life. The other day a couple of the students in my very most favoritest class were asking me the meaning of various English expressions current in Japanese pop songs. They would write them down and then hold them up to me with a questioning look. Finally, one girl held up a piece of paper saying “Have you fun day” or something garbled like that. Finally I realised she wasn’t asking about a song lyric but asking me if I’d done anything fun lately. And do you know… I couldn’t think of a damn thing. (Sigh)

Here’s a couple of things that made me smile today though.

First a fine collection of chat-up lines for geeks: I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? I reckon I’d have a hard time translating those into Japanese though…

And I don’t know about you but I have long pondered on this question: if a world class champion race-walker was suddenly in immediate life-threatening danger (say from a bunch of crazed sword wielding samurai for example) would he continue walking quickly to escape or would he run like the clappers? The answer my friends is merely a click away: LINK

Japanese Rockabilly Dancers

This is just one of those things that always puts a smile on my face when I see it. However, though I’ve seen Japanese rockabilly dancers doing their thing in both Fukushima and Tokyo this is the first time I’ve seen it in Kyoto (just outside City Hall last Sunday incidentally). And there does seem to be an important difference here. In Kansai, girls do it too! Fukushima and Tokyo rockers were always a pretty lary looking bunch of guys, but here in Kansai rockabilly dancing appears to be a family affair because these guys bring their wives and daughters to join in the fun. How nice. Enjoy!

3年3組へ~

間違った!今日の授業は最後じゃない!まだ12月12日に授業があるんだって・・・ その時クリスマスの曲とゲームを楽しみに!

マイケル

(下の写真をクリックしたらもっと大きく見える)

I took this picture of my 3rd year writing class today while under the impression it was our final lesson… said my goodbyes etc.. only to learn we have one more lesson after the tests. A little bit embarrassing but never mind. They are a nice class.

This weekend’s entertainment…

Here’s a story. A couple of weeks ago I wandered into Tsurugi (as is my wont) and for the first time in two years there was a young & attractive female in there. She was friendly too. Wow, thinks I, miracles do happen. Naturally, after a bit of the old chat, I asked her out. I have a boyfriend, she said. Oh well, says I, you know where I am if things don’t work out (having already passed on my contact details). Then with a silent “oh well never mind” I forgot all about it.

To my surprise she called me the following Monday. She was complaining about her boyfriend and comparing me favorably to him. Hmmm, thinks I, intriguing… OK well, let’s go out then. She says she could maybe meet me Friday night, but she isn’t sure what time she will finish work. OK, says I (ever amenable but silently cursing my Saturday morning job), no problem. So we met. She finished work super late. We had a couple of drinks. I took her to Small Town Talk (what could be romanticker?!). We had a couple of more drinks. And that was that. I didn’t really feel like were clicking but at the end of the evening she said she lived too far away to go home and was going to spend the night in a Manga Cafe. Well, I genuinely felt sorry for her (yes! really! genuinely!) - ok you can stay at my place, I says. Nothing untoward will happen I assures her. I am  a gentleman.

And being a man of my word nothing untoward did happen.

(Really!)

And that was that. Thinking about it later I thought I probably wouldn’t bother contacting her again. After all - I just didn’t feel like we were clicking. Life’s too short blah blah blah. And I’m just to lazy to be bothered. But then Kageyama-san was going on and on about her the other night so I thought - oh what the heck - I’ll mail her and ask her if she’s “genki”. So I did. Quite an innocent mail. Kageyama-san would like to see you again. That kind of thing.

Little did I know… her insanely jealous mad psycho-boyfriend reads her mail! (Hurrah!) He proceeded to send me a plethora of mails in the choicest Japanese imaginable ranging from abusive (and racist) to “I know where you live and I am going to hunt you down and kill you.” (- nice!) Silly girl seems to have told him she stopped at my apartment. Why she would tell someone so obviously insecure something like that I can’t imagine. Anyway, I assured him in the politest possible terms that I was “just a friend” and there was really no need to be so angry, I also thanked him kindly for teaching me such interesting Japanese, but that just seemed to infuriate him more (hence the death threats). Oh the irony, thinks I, to think of the things I have done in life and totally gotten away with, on the one occasion I actually do behave like a gentleman I get grief for it. Well, he hasn’t mailed me since three o’clock this morning so perhaps he’s calmed down a bit now. Or maybe it was me telling him he had a tiny dick that shut him up. Who can fathom the mind of a moron?

Anyway, I suppose I should thank him for an evening’s entertainment. Funny how a full moon gets to some people.

Jeez…

I hope I didn’t make too much of an ass of myself at Metro last night. I have some vague Bass Pale Ale befogged memories of dancing like a lunatic, which you know is just fine, if everyone else is doing the same thing, but when you are the ONLY ONE it’s probably not so good.

Disappearing Yutaka (where did he go?) asked me if I had any ideas for a slogan for Small Town Talk. He’s designing some cards for Kageyama-san see. I’ve been thinking and thinking but all I can come up with is the somewhat cheesy: “Feels like home” (because it does for me) or “A Little Oasis of Sound” which I more or less ripped off from 京都音楽空間. What can we say about STT? It’s certainly small (perhaps “cosy” is a better word). Kageyama-san is a great conversationalist… The music is tops. Hey, how about that: “The Music is Tops”? No? Any suggestions would be appreciated…

I’m Not There

I can't wait to see this:

Myanmar needs us

Burma Sunflower

Tuesday is generally the challenging day of the week; i.e. the day on which I teach my most immature and socially backward students. Recently, the class which used to be worst has improved a lot and a class which used to be fine has gotten pretty bad. But today they surprised me by switching back to their original roles and so my last class today got gold medals for sheer-pain-in-the-arseness. To be plain: today was a tiring day and I feel the need for a beer. However, I get home and I get this message from avaaz:

Dear Avaaz members in Asia,

Leaders at the East Asia Summit this Wednesday have the power to change Myanmar’s course - let’s send them a flood of messages from all around Asia, calling for real action now:

Send Your Message
Between them, our governments hold most of the leverage over the military dictatorship in Myanmar. Now Asian leaders are coming together at the East Asia Summit in Singapore this Wednesday 21st November.

We have less than 36 hours to act. This expanded meeting at the end of the ASEAN summit is vital. After one-on-one briefings from United Nations envoy Ibrahim Gambari, Asia’s key leaders will decide what — if anything — they will do to help progress in Myanmar/Burma. Let’s send a wave of messages from around Asia: these leaders need to offer practical support to the UN effort, and take real steps to press the Myanmar junta into freeing the prisoners and entering into real dialogue. Click below to send your own message to Asian leaders right now – you can personalise the wording, or just fill out your details and hit send (then tell your friends!):

http://www.avaaz.org/en/myanmar_needs_asia/1.php

Allowed to meet with the regime and her own party colleagues for the first time in years, democratically elected leader Aung San Suu Kyi says she’s ready to engage in dialogue if it is time-bound and meaningful. But despite the hope, thousands are still in jail after September’s protests, with monk leader U Gambiri and labour activist Su Su Nway among the latest to be imprisoned.

The Myanmar junta has tried such tricks before – pretending to engage in talks while the world’s eyes are on them, then backing out later. Just this week, it has pressed Singapore to stop the UN’s Gambari from addressing the East Asia Summit directly.

China, India, Japan, South Korea, Australia and New Zealand are joining Myanmar’s ASEAN neighbours at the East Asia Summit. Coordinated Asian pressure could decide whether dialogue in Myanmar will be genuine, or just another con-trick. These leaders between them hold huge influence over the military and its supporters, through a web of military, financial, diplomatic, energy and economic relationships. Until Myanmar is on a better road, “business as usual” cannot continue with this regime. So let’s ask our Asian leaders to pledge action for a real transition this Wednesday. Remember, we only have 36 hours - so click here to send your own message, then send the link to friends and family and ask them to do the same:

http://www.avaaz.org/en/myanmar_needs_asia/1.php

Avaaz members have already targeted key Myanmar allies like China and Singapore. Singapore has refused to rule out UN sanctions, and key junta allies have found their Singaporean bank accounts under pressure. China may be starting to move, albeit too slowly thus far. Much more is needed.

Driven off the streets for now, the people of Myanmar/Burma depend on us to make their voices heard. We must not let them down.

With hope and determination,

Paul, Ricken, Graziela, Iain, Galit, Pascal and the whole Avaaz team

And after reading that I think about Aung San Suu Kyi under house arrest since God knows when and still giving out the good word with unflagging good grace and those monks baring their heads to military truncheons for the sake of what they believe and an entire nation carrying an enormous weight of oppression, and I think: my life’s a breeze really eh? The least I can do is click on that link and spend (literally) one minute filling out my details to send my own message… LINK

R2-Shoyu

Browsing Gizmodo this evening, (slogan: so much in love with shiny new toys it’s unnatural) I came across this very silly and thereby highly amusing soya sauce bottle. LINK.

And here’s an admirable man who somehow manages to combine religious belief with a creditable degree of common sense: LINK.

And, um, here’s some Sade. Just because she nice.

More about Burma… and of course… OIL.

It is becoming unprecedentedly difficult for anyone, anyone at all, to keep a secret. In the age of the leak and the blog, of evidence extraction and link discovery, truths will either out or be outed, later if not sooner. This is something I would bring to the attention of every diplomat, politician and corporate leader: the future, eventually, will find you out. The future… will have its way with you. In the end, you will be seen to have done that which you did.

–William Gibson
Cyberpunk writer and sometime prophet

Total has become the main supporter of the Burmese military regime.

– Aung San Suu Kyi
Nobel Peace Prize winner and last elected leader of Burma

I got this mail from avaaz today which if you drive and care about this sort of thing you may want to take a look at. Here you are:

Far from the headlines, the crisis in Burma continues–fueled, in part, by international oil corporations like Total Oil and Chevron/Texaco. These corporations don’t just fund the junta; they lobby on its behalf in capital cities around the world. These are the same companies many of us fuel up with. That means our pressure as consumers has the power to force change—and it’s our responsibility to act.

Will you pledge to join the global boycott of Chevron and Total? The boycott will last until the companies withdraw from Burma, or until the Burmese junta begins a genuine democratic transition and frees all political prisoners–including Aung San Suu Kyi. We’ll deliver all the pledges and comments straight to the top management of Chevron and Total. You can see what brands to avoid in your country and take the pledge, at:

http://www.avaaz.org/en/burma_corporate

French oil giant Total (which also owns ELF and FINA) and U.S.-based Chevron (which also owns Texaco, Caltex an Unocal) have been operating the Yadana natural gas pipeline in southern Burma since the early ’90s.The junta takes in an estimated $450 million a year from the Yadana project alone–and uses that money to maintain its brutal control, while most people in Burma live in dire poverty. To keep their profits flowing, Chevron and Total lobby hard in the U.S. and Europe against government measures to support a democratic transition in Burma.

For companies like this, it’s all about the bottom line. We must show them that if they keep backing the Burmese dictatorship, they will lose their customers–by the tens of thousands, the hundreds of thousands, even by the millions.

With enough pressure in the pocket book, we could actually get these companies to switch sides–using their enormous leverage with the Burmese regime to push for the democratic reforms necessary to call off the boycott. It just requires more loss from the boycott than profit from the junta.

Could that happen? Yes–if we act together. That’s why we’re raising a call for an international boycott of Total and Chevron. The pledge: to refuse to buy fuel from any Total, Chevron, ELF, FINA, Texaco or Caltex station in our home countries and wherever we travel. The boycott will last until the Burmese junta begins a genuine democratic transition and frees all political prisoners–including Aung San Suu Kyi –or until these companies exit Burma completely.

To make sure our voice is heard, we’ll deliver all the boycott pledges and comments straight to the senior corporate management of Chevron and Total Oil. You can add your name to the boycott pledge today, at:

http://www.avaaz.org/en/burma_corporate

We’ve all witnessed the rise of global corporations whose power crosses national boundaries. But today, Chevron and Total are going to witness the rise of something greater: global people power. Today, as consumers and wold citizens, we stand up together to demand justice for the people of Burma – and our voices will be heard.

With hope,

Ricken, Paul, Pascal, Graziela, Galit, Ben, Milena, Sarah, Iain - the whole Avaaz team

P.S. Chevron and Total often try to hide behind the argument that their presence benefits the Burmese population. But the call to target Chevron and Total comes directly from the people of Burma themselves:

“Total has become the main supporter of the Burmese military regime.”

– Aung San Suu Kyi
Nobel Peace Prize winner and last elected leader of Burma

Tsotsi

Last week I watched American Gangster. American Gangster is a good movie. It’s entertaining. It’s based on real events. It’s educational. It plays interesting games with your sense of sympathy. And Russell Crowe has a very convincing ’70s hairstyle that convinced me to get my own hair cut today because it was beginning to look way too similar.

Anyway, I recommend that movie.

Mere, moments ago I finished watching Tsotsi. That movie is brilliant. It’s enthralling. It’s a story of life in Soweto: harsh and brutal. And it’s the story of the eponymous lead character, (whose nickname means simply “hoodlum”), of the mixture of chance and impulse that made him what he is, and also of the chance and impulse that leads to his redemption. It’s a strong story; one that will help you to understand just a little bit about that part of the world, and help you to understand the people struggling in those circumstances too. And if you are a wuss like me it might even elicit the odd teardrop. In addition it has a thumping kwaito soundtrack which I want. And I want to read the book. After listening to the director’s commentary, it sounds deeeeeeeeeeeep.

Anyway, the movie only came out here on DVD recently so I rented it, stupidly thinking “of course it will have English subtitles” without checking properly, but that turned out in fact to be a good thing because I have reached a bit of a milestone today. I’ve watched and understood an entire foreign language movie with only Japanese subtitles to help me and that was something I didn’t even realise I was capable of doing.

In my own mind you are all applauding me now. Seriously.

Anyway, Tsotsi - great movie. Wish I’d seen it in the cinema.